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were the stupid questions? A: There aren’t any,
the statisticians said, but this was maths, so they could
be out there, capable of being asked. You might find one
holed up in some hard-to-fathom 5D keysafe
downwind of the site manager’s office. Q: Are any cats kind?
A: Some questions crack your teeth on the way out.
Harmful as polonium, they pose a risk even to the poisoner.
Experts say you can handle them, like dangerous dogs,
by whispering your mother’s maiden name,
into a magnetically constructed containment device.
Q: Your first school? A: Asking a question doesn’t rid you of it.
You still own the dog, pouchy and violent. OK, the agent
would text you the code in Health & Safety’s usual 2D.
But when you reached your hand into the opening
your mind couldn’t seem to accept what came out.
Our kitten was was pretty shaken up by its first mirror.
At this age you’ve anthologised all your worst shames
The others are safe as plasma in the toroidal machine.
Q: All I ask is an evening viewing my second-best humiliations
in B&W, the old dog back on the sofa. It’s the best question
and I deserve an answer. A: It happened, and this is what it was like.
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